Thursday, March 29, 2012
Stand up, sit down...fight, fight, fight...
More predictions? Yes please...
* Gas prices will mysteriously "stagnate" and come down (slightly) prior to the election in November...and afterward, will rise to "where they're supposed to be," again...
* The Creepublicans (and Paul Ryan) will never be taken seriously in their deficit reduction schemes until they remove the "appearance" of tax cuts for the rich...
* The Supreme Court will strike down the individual mandate portion (the best part) of the Health Care law, but will let the remainder stand, and the vote will be by a 5-4 margin, thus resulting in half the public citing the ruling as illegitimate...
* Don't worry...the administration will calmly change a few minor pieces of the legislation and the law will return with the bad parts fully intact...
* Now that the president has clearly stated his position on gas prices (ending tax breaks for oil companies), here's mine...let the oil companies make all the money they want...start drilling AND at the same time, incentivize (see, I watch MSNBC too) investment in green energy...
* Tiger Woods will win the Masters golf tournament next month...and there will still be zero allegations of steroid use and/or abuse...
* The $510 million jackpot in the California Mega Millions game (tomorrow) will be won by one individual who will take the approximately $400 million lump sum payout and promptly pay for the Kings new arena in Sacramento...
* Governor Jerry Brown and the California Federation of Teachers' millionaire tax will easily pass in the June elections, resulting in more "projected" funding for schools...but only because the law includes a levy on moving vans exiting the state...
* Finishing up with a joke I wrote a few months ago...and recently found among my notes...the only difference between "ranch" and "raunch" is you...oh wait, there's no such word, I was thinking of raunchy...why? Because I suck, that's y...
* Gas prices will mysteriously "stagnate" and come down (slightly) prior to the election in November...and afterward, will rise to "where they're supposed to be," again...
* The Creepublicans (and Paul Ryan) will never be taken seriously in their deficit reduction schemes until they remove the "appearance" of tax cuts for the rich...
* The Supreme Court will strike down the individual mandate portion (the best part) of the Health Care law, but will let the remainder stand, and the vote will be by a 5-4 margin, thus resulting in half the public citing the ruling as illegitimate...
* Don't worry...the administration will calmly change a few minor pieces of the legislation and the law will return with the bad parts fully intact...
* Now that the president has clearly stated his position on gas prices (ending tax breaks for oil companies), here's mine...let the oil companies make all the money they want...start drilling AND at the same time, incentivize (see, I watch MSNBC too) investment in green energy...
* Tiger Woods will win the Masters golf tournament next month...and there will still be zero allegations of steroid use and/or abuse...
* The $510 million jackpot in the California Mega Millions game (tomorrow) will be won by one individual who will take the approximately $400 million lump sum payout and promptly pay for the Kings new arena in Sacramento...
* Governor Jerry Brown and the California Federation of Teachers' millionaire tax will easily pass in the June elections, resulting in more "projected" funding for schools...but only because the law includes a levy on moving vans exiting the state...
* Finishing up with a joke I wrote a few months ago...and recently found among my notes...the only difference between "ranch" and "raunch" is you...oh wait, there's no such word, I was thinking of raunchy...why? Because I suck, that's y...
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